On business trips to Moscow I never wear my three piece suit
It could be the truth if it couldn’t go viral But it’s definitely pravda if it speeds our downward spiral
They couldn’t have been more obvio… in their preparations for the surp… trusting that I was the type loathe to ruin my own surprise
Every strength comes with a weakne… So, when a recent headline said “Is Xi Jinping all-powerful or we… it demonstrated that our greatest… is the ability to ask a stupid que…
God is one And God is the one that got away But God is still the one that’s got a way
If you made a Venn Diagram of my office and a coal mine the only thing you’d put where the… is the canary we keep by the copie… If the canary is dead
I won the day when my antagonist branded me a reactionary because, of course, I’m an overreactionary
Materialism is no way out of Cartesian dualism It just turns backwards– I am, therefore I think– in an infinite regress
The modernist thesis– You’ll know it when you see it The post—modernist antithesis— I can’t believe my own eyes Our current and nameless synthesis…
100% of success is showing up on time
I’m getting much better at recognizing my wife’s subtle hi… like when she recently put mosquit… over her side of the bed
You seem to have caught me in a gr… But it can’t be at all my fault if As you’ll see in the hieroglyph My back is to the cliff Over which the lemmings drift
The first thing you’re taught is t… you can make some of the people drink Coke all of the time and you can make all of the people drink Coke some of the time but
My corner of the internet may be infinitesimally small Not even a grain in a brick in the wall Yet still I’m a part
In the face of loss I staved off loss of control by gainsaying a loss for words