After fifteen years of marriage I thought by now I’d have made partner
When people meet me they typically think I’m a sensitive guy but later they realize I’m a time sensitive guy
It takes guts to admit you don’t belong but it’s easy to read a sign that says No admission
We fear others Because we cannot trust them We fear God Because we can trust Him
Life is a give and take And since he’ll never give any cri… Because he can’t take any criticis… A people pleaser is the walking de…
One woman’s sunk cost is another woman’s sunken treasure
We spend our whole lives going in… Our mistake is believing that we’r… When we’re always either Slowly spiraling upwards Or caught in a downward spiral
The fog of war is not knowing what’s coming next The fog of peace is thinking you know
In this earthly abode ‘Twas sadness that flowed With each new download Of binary code To ease our workload
Father knows best practice is to ask your mother
When I caught my wife cutting up… she said it was to prevent birds getting stuck in them like six-pac…
Inasmuch as handling gold is always a thorny affair all gold is rose gold but black gold
Eat, drink And be merry But don’t drink And derive
A rising tide lifts all boats But a rising sea floods all moats
Human beings have always been figh… with one hand tied behind our back… Unconscious human intelligence ena… to act without thinking and conscious human intelligence a…