Nature codes us for the road Man decodes and lo, a crossroads Where God goads
After you’ve uploaded everything t… and run the lot of it through the… be sure to recycle, but keep a lit… perhaps in a locket around your ne… or, if you go in for irony,
Never Win Anything
Marxism is a sadism with a simple formula: My happiness becomes real the moment yours is dematerialized
When I was a baby My mother wiped my bum Social media, then, is the fountai… As I become its obedient child Every time it wipes my memory
When I put a period at the end of my text message it means that
The difference between poisonous snakes and venomous human beings is that when the snake bites you and explains
The difference between your superego and God is that your superego says You must, but you can’t leaving you with worlds of guilt
When success is made mandatory for all it becomes impossible for any
You must go on. I can’t go on. I’ll ramble on.
We went from wearing galoshes over… to wearing galoshes over our shoes… to wearing galoshes as shoes and now we wear galoshes over galo…
It’s only once You’ve submitted to God’s will That God will say Surprise Me
When I run out of things to do I write an itinerary: When all else fails fill sandbags to convert
Because man is condemned to freedo… his freedom has no exchange value Still, every man has his price since he is always free to sell his soul to the devil
I want what you want so I want a cow