The Fed has one lever to pull– interest rates– to keep all of us consuming
All forms of certainty are mutations of knowing that you must die which is why the true believer is always the most likely
The new Speech Code prohibits use of the phrase “Speak for yourself” due to its aggressive tone and threatening connotations
It turns out they were right when they removed the self-destruc… explaining You won’t be needing this anymore now that you have autocorrect
In the final battle between Good and Evil both sides were allowed but one weapon Good didn’t think twice;
Which came first The morals Or the justification Hint: The #1 excuse
The cogito may be airtight but its reverse– I am, therefore I think– is less certain
If we learned anything from the pandemic it’s that people much prefer being left to their own devices over
When we asked Jesus to explain the mechanics of the last being first He answered in yet another parable… It’s like when you’re playing tug…
The soul is an appendix made of wo… and while plenty of people function perfectly well without on… much like the physical appendix– which stores good bacteria
Updating Nietzsche– If you stare into the abyss at least the abyss stares back at…
Gracious me! Now that college Has become a finishing school There are no starter homes
It’s as thoughtless as a fling conjoined with worshiping as we all “Move fast and break thi… For in going from built to last arriving at built too fast
Not much has changed but now I’m a glass is ten per– cent full kind of guy
The people will never accept the f… that the one thing missing from an effective conspiracy is conspir… so they keep looking for the inexi… always expecting to find them