I didn’t know my own strength because my strength is in numbers But now I know that my greatest w… was wanting to be number one Fortunately, while it’s easy to ge…
I can’t get no satisfaction except self-satisfaction and I pity the fool who would want that
The people will never accept the f… that the one thing missing from an effective conspiracy is conspir… so they keep looking for the inexi… always expecting to find them
Were I not happily married to my Jewish bride I would have happily lived out the rest of my days none the wiser
A wise man once told me that there are two kinds of family prob… He said Family Problem #1 is not having a family
In the west Since we can’t control time We just buy more time An approach used elsewhere With equally mixed results
Like a real life Picture of Dorian Gray my hair stays full even as my act wears thin
Faith can only move mountains by ignoring mountains of evidence Like most people who’ve lost their… I’ve retained my ability to ignore mountains of evidence
If you cut off an arm you are left with a stump to which you affix a prosthetic If you cut off a face you are left with a mask
In the movies they always guess right when it’s time to cut the blue wire or the red wire on the ticking time bomb
The phrase A woman’s intuition Tells us that a woman Is more intuitive Than a man
Power is a measure of the capacity to cope with our lack of control and in wielding our power to take control
AI is A nobody And I am Nobody’s fool
The worst-case scenario comes true when enough people believe it’s the best case scenario
“Life”, as it’s come to be known,… And ends with a grand finale But in between there’s just a lot… And grandiloquent small talk But there are grand plans for a se…