The sixth extinction was hardest of all on the balloon animal artists
When I was a kid we thought the end of the world was coming any minute via The Button Instead it came a little later
You can’t prove that God exists But even if you could People would just say Correlation does not imply causati…
My wife sleeps on her back while I sleep in the mis– take prone position
They used to give me Birthday presents Now they give me A wide berth
Fox News said it was “Fair and B… which supposedly meant that it was… because it was balanced but really it meant that it was fa… because it wasn’t balanced–
I know how it must sound– A two-year long two—week lockdown— But let me expound And dish the lowdown: What we fear’s a hoedown
Learning how to walk is learning how to fall forward while remembering to catch yoursel… again and again Walking is the illusion
What is the point of consciousness… Consciousness enables volitional m… liberating the will through purpos… What is language for? Language infuses purposeful action…
By hook or by crook I do it all by the book
Thinking that the purpose of life… things looked good enough on the s… to believe that my life was 24-karat gold Who knew that the purpose of beaut…
I’m not aware of the lies I tell myself Who is?!? But the white lies
When people ask me How are you doing? I tell them That’s above my pay grade
Upon dying peacefully in my sleep surrounded by family after a long, prosperous life the Grim Reaper looked at me and… I’m glad to see you’ve arrived saf…
What do you call a wolf in sheep’s clothing who believes you are what you wear? The ruling class