On Fresh Air they always mention that their rock historian lives in France as if he were in exile from rock a… the same way James Joyce wrote ab…
If a computer could speak we could not understand it
Relationships are hard work unless you’ve preemptively announc… that you’re quitting but staying on as a volunteer
You can tell that the far right Borg and the far left Borg are one Borg because Donald Trump
The Fed has one lever to pull– interest rates– to keep all of us consuming
In the official version of my life I love my life In real life I love life itself
As Amazon Prime Minister I’m ringleader of the carefree world
X marks the spot where cyborgs will receive their o– ver-the-air updates
All behavior is purposeful and all behavior is self-serving until you realize that all behavior is self-serving which is when you find out what ha…
When they told me I was one of many I took them to mean I was the one
We’ve got enough to go on That there’s enough for everybody So long as we are tough enough But we couldn’t leave well enough… And soon enough
A long time ago I received my mission statement: The best version of myself isn’t t… I’m currently on my ten thousandth… Trying to figure out what this mea…
A memory hole should be just deep enough to bury yourself up to the neck– Any deeper
You bet your bottom dollar I’ll bet the bottom of my heart
Guilt is intolerable which is why “I can explain everything” is processed into “I have a theory which explains ev…