I always wondered if mimes were a type of clown until having my mind blown by the insight that
Because desire is lack like everyone else I take what I can’t get until I learn to give what I can
The ugly duckling Is not a duck But he is a lucky duck
We spend most of our waking lives alternating between procrastinatio… and delayed gratification as if by putting things off we’ve bought ourselves more time
You can’t cut the cord When you are the cord Connecting what you’ve been told y… With How you will inflict that burden o…
Staring at your phone came to be known as the thousand yard stare
Failure to pay the narcissistic wa… results in a fit of rage that cannot be assuaged short of an all against all rampag…
At the end of life you can either say I brought it or I bought it
When people ask me How are you doing? I tell them That’s above my pay grade
My astrologer credited her work wi… for the discovery of a thirteenth… Jello the Jellyfish which shares the sting of my erstw… but is distinguished by a spineles…
You’re only a real materialist If you demand that believers Do the impossible And then get angry When they prove you wrong
The tough part about loving someon… is that connection supports autono… It’s tough to love someone enough to grant them their freedom and you can only do so
Wittgenstein let the fly out of the bottle but western philosophy was soon back on the bottle
I grew up listening to Barbara St… You don’t bring me flowers anymore and determined I’d never make that… Ten years into marriage my wife sa… Don’t bring me flowers anymore
The first half of life: Did I say that? The second half of life: I did say that The end of life: