If you travel through time it’s always the best of times and the worst of times; it’s just the ratio
I believe in a future in which man perfects the art of expressing his discontent in bushes that look like clouds
At work They know me by my secret identity The mild-mannered Clark Kent But at home with my family I can relax and let them see the r…
There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and antisemitism
They say Believing that God has a plan for… Is a fantasy But unless you believe in God His plan for you is
Life is either A whole lotta nothing Or a whole lotta love Nothing could be easier than love Then again
It’s almost impossible to tell the difference between self-effacement and self-abasement In the former he stays down to earth
When I started telling my employe… Apologies in advance! they still felt compelled by decor… No apologies needed which was how I ended exploitation
As the public version of one’s pri… social media is the recurring drea… of showing up at work without any… come true
Inevitably my spirit vegetable was rutabaga
There’s more than one way to move… So, I’m always beavering away At my dam that bends the river Far, far away from the foot of the…
Human cloning only started to take… Once it became clear that The original becomes a copy of the…
In communist Russia no one wanted to be seen to be the first person to stop clapping for Stalin In America today
When our mirror stage was over we didn’t just lose the mirror we also lost the stage In replacement we got a screen (for screening out…
Eat, drink And be merry But don’t drink And derive