When I got to the front of the self-checkout line I assumed there’d be a mirror but to my surprise and delight it was even better than I’d hoped
Upon dying peacefully in my sleep surrounded by family after a long, prosperous life the Grim Reaper looked at me and… I’m glad to see you’ve arrived saf…
God gives us what is necessary but not sufficient because nothing is ever sufficient
In ancient times the scribe produced holy texts through which you encountered the sacred Today, the coder makes hypertexts through which
If husbands were like pro basketball players I’d be an all star but one with an exceptionally low trade value
A man starts out lying for instant gratification Inevitably, this progresses to buy… his unending rationalizations
I was never one for playing the field but I was really good at standing on the sideline worrying over my equipment
I’m always leaving things at church so the lost and found won’t be empty
The sooner we realize that wholeness is impossible the sooner we can redouble our efforts towards obtai…
God isn’t dead which is another way of saying God isn’t unemployed and still has the same job just with a new job description
Now that everyone else is also holier than thou Our far left raised the stakes becoming holier than Mao With slogans of piffle
I can’t just let go of my past I have to lose a tug of war and get third degree rope burns
When we poll people about what the weather in heaven is like the most popular answer perhaps not surprisingly is like a cold day in hell
When I was a baby My mother wiped my bum Social media, then, is the fountai… As I become its obedient child Every time it wipes my memory
Haunted by conflicted feelings in… my therapist and I finally traced… when I preferred Pepsi to Coke and McDonald’s to Burger King but B.K. served Pepsi