Money can’t buy me love; Bitcoin doesn’t need to
The two-week lockdown To bend the curve Turned into a year-and-a-half That bent our minds When
When I was a kid people grew on me like grass Now they’re more like sod
Our civilization is like an egg– It can withstand enormous pressure at the top (for the obvious reasons) and bottom
Just as Tastes like chicken is code for I only want chicken I don’t know what I want
I was afraid of death which is to say afraid to live until I chose my hill to die on For in deciding where
An army marches on its stomach but it convoys on its internal combustion engine Still, the way to
When Eddie Money said “I’ve got two tickets to paradise” he didn’t mention that the paradise sales team only sells tickets in pairs
If you want to remain married one partner should stay busy moving the goalposts while the other focuses on running out the clock
I couldn’t believe that my first e… was still carrying a torch for me and then I saw all my other ex’s b… carrying a pitch fork
It turns out that the afterlife is only as long as you can keep the exit interview go…
The crucial moment in my elevator pitch comes when I hit the emergency stop button
The days of having a cold spell have given way to the era of casting a cold spell
As an American I have a posteriori knowledge that Americans pretend without reason to a priori knowledge of the other
You have a real life if there are no easy solutions You have a real problem if there are no easy solutions but there is an easy way out