Two roads diverged the one to the left leading up the garden path the one to the right leading down the garden path
The Fed has one lever to pull– interest rates– to keep all of us consuming
It’s not that I’ve often taken leave of my senses but that I can never take a hint
The turning point came after I pegged my happi– ness to the dollar
In this, the year of efficiency AI chatbots exposed a deficiency Because there’s nothing worse In the known metaverse Than a lingering sense of self-suf…
We like to think That the solution to our problems Is coming together As one human family When this whole time
The brain is the heart’s fifth chamber and I am the chambermaid
If you pursue any vice long enough you’ll either become bored or addi… scratch that– you’ll either become bored and qui… or bored and addicted
I’m always leaving things at church so the lost and found won’t be empty
As AI gets smarter and smarter we’ll grow cuter and cuter until like a pug who struggles to breath… we’re too cute for our own good
Like the fern which is seedless but doesn’t lack seeds the universe (that cannot be named… is meaningless
Instead of shooting bullets into t… to celebrate I raise my leaf blower towards the… On blue moons I do this from my jet ski
You’ll know the movement for justice has ceased when everyone and everything comes to a standstill
In my culture low hanging fruit is considered a delicacy
Where once an artist was a creator she is now a creative because a noun requires a verb and we’re meant to do nothing which pays well on the internet