As AI gets smarter and smarter we’ll grow cuter and cuter until like a pug who struggles to breath… we’re too cute for our own good
Looking back on college it’s unclear if I was a party animal party mineral or party vegetable
In becoming a celebrity a person meets the same kind of de… that a tree does in becoming a Christmas tree– embalmed in sugar
There was always an urn on the man… made from terra cotta Little then did I know it was for the remains of the persona non gra…
Rule #1- Where God says no, the devil says… And where the devil says no, God… Rule #2- If everybody knows the answers ahe…
Our surveillance state is uniquely American in that it is of the people by the people and for the people
I was caught between a rock and a hard place unable to decide on a way out Instead, you decided on me
I’m not scared of the explicit danger I’m afraid of the implicit threats
In the last stage of capitalism the rich will be ascetics
Today’s peace movement, in a nutsh… Do what we do Not what we say And we say we come in peace Because we’re mostly peaceful
Honesty is the best policy but it’s not an evidence-based practice
Yes, humans suck– that’s a universal The reason we haven’t been able to fix it is that being a human doesn’t suck for eve…
If you made a Venn Diagram of my office and a coal mine the only thing you’d put where the… is the canary we keep by the copie… If the canary is dead
Afraid that everything I wanted was nothing to write home about I was left with nothing to write home about
Science was happily letting the cat out of the bag until Schrodinger’s Cat was found in and out of the bag at the same time