One woman’s sunk cost is another woman’s sunken treasure
This is going nowhere so, by all means let’s keep going
My children have no idea they are living through a golden age of comedy
The critique of pure reason should have been that rational thought is impossible unless paired effectively with fee… As AI reaches escape velocity
People who enter a plea of I’m sorry if you were offended are bargaining for a sentence of time served reckoning they’ll have got off sco…
The makers of Fitbit Bring you the Pleasure Measure Because after you get your steps i… It’s time to get your fun done!
The first half of life: Did I say that? The second half of life: I did say that The end of life:
Because there is no I in lions, if a lion could talk, it couldn’t say I Which is to say, a lion can starve but never lacks,
It used to be that We could feed our souls By serving others Or feed our egos By serving ourselves
With social media You can squeeze All of the people All of the time
If you cut off an arm you are left with a stump to which you affix a prosthetic If you cut off a face you are left with a mask
Nature codes us for the road Man decodes and lo, a crossroads Where God goads
The sixth extinction was hardest of all on the balloon animal artists
We used to worry about selling out; now we’re terrified of not buying in
Whereas Mayor McCheese loved reading about himself in the newsp… ex-Mayor McCheese was served with divorce papers