How anti-Semites use exegesis to… against the Jews: Step 1 – Cite Love your Enemy Step 2- Interpret
No one is exactly sure why God switched from a pass/fail syst… to having you grade yourself but there have been quite a lot of B-plusses flying ar…
Each and every TikTok is a remake of the Zapruder film
We’ve got enough to go on That there’s enough for everybody So long as we are tough enough But we couldn’t leave well enough… And soon enough
I’m not at liberty to say exactly… Batman and Robin change their clo… while sliding down the Bat Poles but I can share that it involves a lot of Alfred’s band…
When anything you think Can and will be used against you The purpose of state-funded educat… Will be learning not to think As the doyens of higher learning
Charlie Brown wants To believe Lucy wants To deceive But maybe, just maybe
It’s always a bad idea To admit you have no idea Put another way: No idea is a bad idea You get the idea
You can’t put a square peg in a round hole but you can put a JPEG in a memory hole
The true test of power today is whether or not you can be forced to accept a forced apology
Upon dying peacefully in my sleep surrounded by family after a long, prosperous life the Grim Reaper looked at me and… I’m glad to see you’ve arrived saf…
When the world is a tsar Insisting: Don’t you dare be who… Take it as a dare and risk the sca…
Ours was the first all you can eat… to earn a coveted Michelin star and I always thought it was becaus… when you ordered the whole enchila… it came with bottomless fries
I put out a comedy album Side A was called Wins Side B was called Losses Only one side was funny
The hardest thing to face is that your dreams won’t come tru… unless your fears come true first