All men come with self-destruct bu… If he seems to be missing one, you’re the button
The universe is always asking By chance, do you have a creative…
Ours is a culture of low tolerance masquerading as a culture of low risk tolerance
The epic poem for this epoch will have to say the most with the least
Hey mister, that Deep Blue is some deep shit I know, that’s why we’re
Because there is no I in lions, if a lion could talk, it couldn’t say I Which is to say, a lion can starve but never lacks,
And then it hit me: My lone flaw is not admitt– ing to any flaws
I am simultaneously purging while binge watching TV on my Gal… by ignoring my wife and kids
It’s taken me this long to underst… like Pee Wee Herman I meant to do that though I’m still unsure why Because as hard as it’s been
We guard the thin line between love and hate by loving more But we cross the thin line between self-love and self-hate
When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs
I’ve never been one who just takes… I’ve only been able to see if I s… Now I’m middle-aged, the whole wo… My rose-colored glasses have fast… Turned into reading glasses throug…
The quartermaster is responsible f… and nothing more Some of you will be content to half-ass the rest of it Some of you will be willing to ris…
Hook-up apps have given intimacy all the allure of an oil change
Updating Nietzsche– If you stare into the abyss at least the abyss stares back at…