A leader attracts a following The following attracts a crowd The crowd mobs the leader The leader forms a mob The mob goes mental
Living well Means accepting risk Living hell Is risk-free
Some people have baggage; I come with furniture Fortunately, my wife enjoys rearranging
Every writer has mistaken his shotgun for a rifle– He may hit where he aims but he will also surely miss In discharging his will to power
You will only find happiness when the answers to the questions What would you do if you knew you… and What would you do if you knew you…
If it can’t be fixed but it must be fixed it stands to reason that you should keep trying the easy fix
Thanks to his bifocals Ben Franklin could see that while we might look like bald… up close we’re clearly turkeys
A class marker is always written in permanent marker; in a classless society the permanent marker
In the first half of life I tried it your way and succeeded which is how I got over you In the second half of life I did it my way and failed
Instead of a Che Guevara t-shirt I have a Carol Burnett henley
Late capitalism compensated for it… by blending it into its own propri… No one can redeem the past But everyone can redeem coupons!
They can kick you out and send you to Siberia but they can’t kick God out of Siberia
You start out needing money to advance your ideology but you end up mouthing your ideol… to rake in more money
Solitary confinement is cruel and unusual punishment which is why they lock the cell but if they put you in solitary confinement
Men are from Mars Women are from everywhere else