My mid-life crisis is the fear that my tombstone epit… Like chicken, he went with everyth…
The US Constitution rules out cruel and unusual punishment but that and a nickel will get you 1% of a cup of coffee now that cruelty is the usual
People thought they could finally come and go as they pleased if they could just be rid of the g… only to find in their absence not just more and bigger gates
When at last Our time comes Just as we realize the need To give things time It will have come to pass
The unconscious is to repression as The algorithms are to redaction
Catwoman shamed Batman into getting out of the Batmobile… by telling him it was just like ec…
A long time ago I received my mission statement: The best version of myself isn’t t… I’m currently on my ten thousandth… Trying to figure out what this mea…
I know how it must sound– A two-year long two—week lockdown— But let me expound And dish the lowdown: What we fear’s a hoedown
Here’s the deal: You have no say in any of this but that doesn’t mean you can’t still have your way if you learn to see things our way
Shakespeare said “All the world’s a stage, And all the men and women merely p… But who is the audience? After all, we’re not performing
Hook-up apps have given intimacy all the allure of an oil change
They let Potter get away with any… but somehow I get expelled for flo… that a wizard can’t have the same… even though zero (magic) is only half as large as double ze…
The pursuit of fame is the human equivalent of a dog chasing its own tail
The trick is to craft a conformism so elaborate that you convince yourself it’s bespoke
If there is one thing we can all agree on it’s moral certainty