100% of success is showing up on time
I used to have my own opinions then I started sharing them
I thought the Protestant work eth… I saw all the lazy rivers in peopl… until I noticed they were each swi… against the current
Because it’s so hellacious transmuting lead into gold the people pleaser finds it heavenly to degrade gold into lead
If you want to win friends and inf… Find out what they care about (This is easy) Ask them about it (This is significantly harder)
A civilization requires a high degree of both technological and cultural develop… So what do you call it when technological development
We treat life as if Postponing the inevitable When we should be busy Preparing for the inestimable
Life’s unhappiest surprises always come from those you’ve known forever without ever knowing the score but now you will
You’re supposed to love everybody but everybody knows that’s putting all of your eggs in one ba… so everybody eggs each other on in making a western omelet
People understand that their socia… depends on their phone but they wrongly believe that the existential question at h… is the familiar
It’s a truism that life is a roller coaster ride But it’s also true that unlike a roller coaster things get even more interesting
I was thinking of a logo for my personal brand and I came up with a lightning bug in a glass jar
They let Potter get away with any… but somehow I get expelled for flo… that a wizard can’t have the same… even though zero (magic) is only half as large as double ze…
A smartphone with AI is to a person as a person is to a horse
It’s only once You’ve submitted to God’s will That God will say Surprise Me