If you don’t believe I’m the Led Zeppelin of poetry just wait ‘til you see my poems go over like a lead balloon
Anxiety, like loneliness, is a sig… that something is very wrong and amidst an epidemic of anxiety with no end in sight the greatest danger lies in
Lunch is born free but everywhere is in chain restaurants
You can use the Force or you can use force and the Force will use you because the Dark Side or the Light Side
Scarcity isn’t a lack of abundance– it results from overabundance which enables hoarding
AI didn’t write this poem; it wrote the algorithm that decided whether or not you would read it
The first thing I fell in love with was her out-of-office notification
Late capitalism compensated for it… by blending it into its own propri… No one can redeem the past But everyone can redeem coupons!
Haunted by conflicted feelings in… my therapist and I finally traced… when I preferred Pepsi to Coke and McDonald’s to Burger King but B.K. served Pepsi
You can’t watch sports these days… Father Time is undefeated Which is when I always quote Saul… “Vait a minute. Vat about Rocky…
There are only two questions: Are we asking the right question? and Who gets the last word?
You’ll know you’re but a prop In someone else’s mise en scene When, after the photo op And the choir’s said amen You’re left to close up shop
History won’t begin when we elimin… hoping that now everyone will get… Because step 1 in ending status i… and step 2 turns out to be elimina… This simulacrum that we live in ai…
Eat, drink And be merry But don’t drink And derive
There’s more than one way to move… So, I’m always beavering away At my dam that bends the river Far, far away from the foot of the…