Merry Christmas Shrimp
Merry Christmas to all the readers of my poems
Hello and Merry Christmas Mrs Shrimp,
She was the very selfish woman that
always dressed in the horrible colour pink.
when she’s working she wore leggings too,
you know the the cheap thin leggings,
that you can see right through.
The caretaker boss wishes her happy Christmas
and good cheer then they end up in a pub drinking beer.
But at the moment she’s keeping doing the cleaning job
for the Christmas money in the bank she will have to rob.
Because Christmas has come around again,
she doesn’t want to be alone by hersen.
A family outing to the pubs with her sister is near
to give Mrs Shrimp some good Christmas cheer.
Its a wonderful Christmas time and her ex husbands on the telephone line,
Mrs Shrimp asked him about some savings and money advise,
Because her Christmas her bank account balance don’t look nice.
Mrs Shrimp really likes her money, but her bank account is looking funny.
she’s had a direct debit taken out and it gave the bank account a real big clout.
Her ex husbands advise is clear and she wishes her ex lived near,
so they could be good friends and have a beer.
Its Christmas time and we all know,
Just how Mrs Shrimp likes the drinks to flow.
A Christmas bargain three bottles for the price two.
She’s got bottles of Chardonnay wine, cans of beer
and Irish cream, its a dream for Mrs Shrimp,
all that alcoholic Christmas drink,
that will certainly do to get her through,
and keep away them Christmas blues.
Christmas day and Mrs Shrimp has gone away to her sisters home
Instead of eating Christmas dinner on her own.
She will be happy to see her family and friends,
Nephew and niece the Christmas present list never ends.
No expense spared at all, and everyone is having a Christmas ball
Mrs Shrimp she loves her Christmas time
with a black Christmas tree and a laptop
and a large bottle of Chardonnay wine
She’s talking to her ex Gay German girlfriend online.
the one she claimed who took all her money,
Mrs Shrimp didn’t find it quite so funny.
Its Christmas time and now all is forgotten,
So Mrs Shrimp shouldn’t be so rotten.
Its Christmas time, and Mrs Shrimp is doing fine.
She’s had a lovely Christmas day,
with family and friends who don’t live that far away.
She’s talked to her ex Gay girlfriend, her husband,
Facebook friends its a list that never ends.
Its Christmas time Mrs Shrimp is doing fine, Mrs Shrimp is more refined,
She’s now she’s enjoying that large bottle of Chardonnay wine.
she has stopped wearing that colour pink,
but she still enjoys her favorite alcoholic drink.
Merry Christmas Mrs Shrimp
© Copyright 2014 Allan Robinson
(2014)
Based on a very selfish, jealous, possessive, arrogant and argumentative person I once knew who has a problem with drink, cannot hold a relationship. She cannot understand her own sexual preferences will not admit it to herself or close friends and family but I do wish her Merry Christmas.
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