I am the type you are supposed to
Black and foreign
Big and dreadlocks
An uneducated grass eater.
I talk in tongues

Be nice to yu turkeys dis christma
Cos’ turkeys just wanna hav fun
Turkeys are cool, turkeys are wick
An every turkey has a Mum.
Be nice to yu turkeys dis christma

My ears are battered and burned an
i have just learned that i have be
listening to the wrong radio stati
My mind has been brutalised now th
I’ve been listening to the wrong r

When I see you I know life was ma
When I see you I don’t wanna die
When I don’t see you, I sleep and
It’s the truth I am telling you,
Sometime I think I cant survive w

There was a young vegan
Called Steven,
Who just would not kill for no rea
This kid would not eat
No cheese or no meat

We first met on a golden night
As the moon radiated love light
On the dock of the bay.
Somewhere between the real deal an
We lay unapologetically

I waz whitemailed
By a white witch,
Wid white magic
An white lies,
Branded by a white sheep

In Hawaii they Hula
They Tango in Argentina
They Reggae in Jamaica
And they Rumba down in Cuba,
In Trinidad and Tobago

Dis poetry is like a riddim dat dr
De tongue fires a riddim dat shoot
Dis poetry is designed fe rantin
Dance hall style, big mouth chanti
Dis poetry nar put yu to sleep

At the bottom of my garden
There’s a hedgehog and a frog
And a lot of creepy—crawlies
Living underneath a log,
There’s a baby daddy long legs