The " Friend" ( Warning, 18+)
1. “Well, dear friend, we’ve been together a while,
You always did manage to make me smile.
When I was with you, I was overcome with joy,
Better than anything, with you, my boy.
But your time has come, we’ve neared the end,
the relationships over, the batteries’ dead.
I have a new friend, I can depend on,
To bring me such joy, a new someone.
He’s funny, and sweet, though can be quite mad,
But I personally don’t think that’s all bad.
You have been great, but our relationship lags,
it’s sad to say that I’m packing your bags.
I’m sorry, dear friend, but you have to go!”
I say, as I toss out my dear old dildo.
