I always wondered if mimes were a type of clown until having my mind blown by the insight that
When you cut the umbilical cord children remain reliant on their p… until they start to become self-re… by attaching to their friends as a step towards the full self-re…
The crucial moment in my elevator pitch comes when I hit the emergency stop button
Life is a game of Truth or Dare in which you never lose if you choose dare and where you never win if you choose truth
As the enormous asteroid hurtled toward Earth I found myself working harder than ever
What is wrong with the world today?: Dear Sir or Madam, You are.
You must go on. I can’t go on. I’ll ramble on.
You’re only a real materialist If you demand that believers Do the impossible And then get angry When they prove you wrong
People used to kill the goose that laid the golden egg because they wanted more gold
For those who are real– ly asking, the truth is al– ways multi-tasking
After years of therapy the stump came to see that there was an I, two even, in the giving tree
My favorite tennis player of all time is the Frenchman Guy Forget because man always forgets
In days gone by we said you can lead a horse to water but you can’t make it drink In these more opportune times it’s widely understood that
Whether or not “art is the proper task of life” the transition to AI-generated synthetic media will complete the debasement of th…
Theoretically, Schrodinger’s Cat is both alive and dead at the same time In reality, cats have nine lives and one death