Saying Get out of your comfort zone to an American is like telling a turtle to get out of its shell
Socialists count on the fact that there are no private languages but there is
If I were going to rephrase the O… I’d say I believe in God because There’s no better explanation And if I were going to re-explain…
And then it hit me: My lone flaw is not admitt– ing to any flaws
Like a fine wine liberalism only rises to the subli… with a good pairing
If you take a hot-blooded child and raise him in a cold-blooded cu… don’t be surprised when you get a lukewarm-blooded vulture
The ego is a helicopter equipped to safeguard belonging deter conflict and elevate status
Our civilization is like an egg– It can withstand enormous pressure at the top (for the obvious reasons) and bottom
Like Coke for Coca-Cola, Mr. Pibb is short for Mr. Pibb, ABD
As long as there have been people there have been people wearing mas… the difference now is that each mask comes with an entire cos…
Because we know we must die and that survival depends on belonging we all live in fear
My curated self has asked me for a divorce
When I was a kid people grew on me like grass Now they’re more like sod
I couldn’t believe that my first e… was still carrying a torch for me and then I saw all my other ex’s b… carrying a pitch fork
You could say I tried stand-up but for the audience it was more like when the flight attendant demonstrates how to put on your own oxygen mask…