Negative twenty below and blowing snow,
My windshield wipers have officially retired...
Look in the fridge all I have is milk and eggs,
Good thing I have peanut butter...
Damn toast smells good,
I fucking hate the stain grape jelly makes on the counter...
Fuck I’m dehydrated from last night,
This sandwich isn’t going down to well...
This trash is building up,
I should do something about that...
Damn a smoke sounds really good about now,
I should put this one out first...
Car won’t start,
Wait for it,
There it goes...
If they would clear these damn roads,
Maybe I wouldn’t have to get new tires...
Wish I wouldn’t of got so drunk,
Might have remembered to unlock the door,
Then I wouldn’t of missed her calls...
Well at least I shot like piss in pool last night.