I killed my mother, but don’t worry she’s still alive.
and in all honesty the intention wasn’t mine.
it started nine months before, a glimmer in my fathers eye.
after a couple of drinks and a moment SHARED.
A few SCANS later and the nurse screams “GO ON YOU’RE ALMOST THERE!”
out I came and with a few strands of hair.
but as i took my very first breath.
It was her last, I had caused her death.
But the doc put 750 volts to the test.
alas she arose and held me close to her chest