Old Sam on his deathbed says he’d rewrite his life if he could. He’d do so many things differently… be nice to all his wives if he cou… but luckily they had died before h…
You have to have regulations in any industry, the hog farmer told the slaughter house CEO visiting his farm that day. Otherwise raising hogs
One by one young nurses crisp in their white caps bring the old folks out crumpled in their wheelchairs from this towering building
Her corded belt python tight around a tiny waist makes her blooms bigger brighter as they unfold
It’s a retirement haven for people with money but it works like a Roach Motel. People move i… but never move out. You and your wife move in to
If the poor we will always have with us, then the rich we will have with us as well. Our system gives birth to both. Greed is part of man’s nature,
Mae mailed Christmas cards today, fewer again this year because death has made her address book a skeleton. She has a son in Russia
I met a proper woman in a proper p… on a Monday in Peoria. I was take… she looked like Jackie after Dall… but without the pillbox hat. She was from New York and I was…
hillary dillary dock monica ran up bill’s sock the clock struck three bill said whee hillary dillary dock
Every time something breaks like the pipe in the wall we heard gushing this morning my wife wants to call
Long article in the paper this morning stops Tim from gobbling his bacon and eggs. Bears are starving in the woods. Too many cubs, too little food.
Everyone who has money should drop it in a vat and anyone who needs money should take what they need a Swede, a Dane and two
Fred brought his old comic books and some hard candy to a food pant… and didn’t think much about it. Just a different kind of donation. Maybe somebody would want them.
It was an ancient city. All the young people left as soon as they could but the old remained in their mortgaged huts
After services on Sunday the old Marlboro man puts his Bible under his arm and talks to his pastor through a hole in his neck.