A clerk in a health food store
became upset when I said
I didn’t see anything I wanted
since I wasn’t a vegan
or vegetarian and liked my
red meat rare and dripping.
 
She said I needed to know
Nature is God and
Satan is Climate Change
and if I didn’t eat right
I would spend Eternity
in Global Warming.
 
I went back to the counter,
apologized with all my heart,
and said I would like to buy
the biggest hand fan in stock.
 
 
Donal Mahoney

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