A tractor trailer with slats and m… pulls up at a city slaughterhouse. The driver pulls the wrong lever and two thousand pounds of trotting cattle go for an easy
He lives in the attic of the brownstone down on the corner, been there for years. He’s seen twice a day
I used to be flexible about meetings at work. Change the hour of a meeting, no problem for me.
This time Wilma is ready for the bastards jimmying her front door, coming back for more. The first time she was asleep,
I am sorry to hear the news. I lost it when I heard about hers and now to hear about yours. I’m livid at times, peaceful rarel… If you prefer, I won’t forward em…
I never think about bison. After all, I live in St. Louis, why should I? But when I went hunting for quail in Montana
When Molly and Tim got married they spent hours talking about everything they had to get done. And indeed they got a lot done. Now their kids have families
Years ago my wife bought three wall clocks, atomic clocks they’re called. They require no batteries and you don’t plug them in.
For years leprechauns lived under Pop’s fedora. They danced jigs on his head when he wore it and hid in his ears
Officer Burks brings Max the Bloodhound into the alley and Max immediately strains at his leash.
In the fall we lose an hour in most of the United States when we have to turn our clocks back. This is not the case
Every day the same people at the same table at the rear of the cafeteria. The maiden, 35 at least, is gray at the temples,
Some things can’t be fixed any other way says Bill in his bedroom on the third floor hoping to get some sleep
We see stories on the internet that are simply fake news, many of them malicious as well. It’s hard to tell the difference but a single sentence found
Jill’s assignment as a new reporter was to interview an old bell ringer standing next to a red kettle outside a Walmart. Her editor had told her the man has been ringing the bell every ...