Excuse me Mrs. Spider
Ever so kindly if you please
Do not melt me into cider
Put my panicking at ease
I was just flying and I really did not mean
To mess up your gorgeous web and randomly cause a scene
I only have 24 hours to live
I have 12 more and now I am being held captive
Time was running out the moment I was born
I met the mate of my dreams and I do not want her to mourn
Her memory will be wiped clean of me
She will find someone else to love and start a different family
Please! Have a heart and let me free
I’m sorry! I’m sorry! I know you are very hungry
The Arachnid Goddess will give you karmic favor
For sparing my life you will receive a tastier flavor
A robust horse fly with more juice to savor
You will not be sorry for granting me this death waiver
Please hear me out I am in your debt
With my agile sight I can make out a silhouette
Far in the distance you have a foe
Memorizing your behavior from down below
Moving closer, an exquisite pro laying low
Analyzing the opportune time to strike the ultimate blow