The Hermit

Fun with Limericks

Long, long time ago, there was an old man Kermit
Alone in a mountain cabin a white-bearded hermit
He tried to adopt a dog
But instead he got a hog
For he was told to get a dog he needed a permit
So, every day he takes the hog for a walk uphill
But the beast gets even; drags Kermit downhill
It was their daily exercise
But soon the hermit got wise
So he had bacon for breakfast and he got his fill
© F Aparici


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