My friend, your tender ego giant-s
Makes you condemn the past and yet
Find caveman lust your love now ca
Antiquely unaware how you’ll debas
Your brain is raisin-like with wri

These two of disparate genes
were once Mother, Father;
These linoleumed tunnels
the marbled halls of my grade scho
where the children’s orchestra,

Ask Not Whom the Toll Bails
A Grecian corpse’s mouth containe
Placed there by kin who thought he
To pay the toll required to cross
(A job that Charon got through po

The score now even after Jordan’s
up yours, you punk, confess before
she’d deceived you, Lance, her pre
see the Bible, frayunds, Isaiah f
four-car wreck on Hempstead, now t

Hilarious Slants on Being
Told You Have Prostate Cancer
Can you empathize with Wile E. C
at that moment when
he freezes in the air,

Gimme That Ole-Time Religion
Needy ancients were aggrieved
If prayers’s goals were not achiev
And beat the god in stone or tree
For what they thought its treacher

Give Me More Light
Give me more light
I’m getting desperate here, you kn
show me what you’ve got
is Ann Landers still around?

A Grecian corpse’s mouth containe
Placed there by kin who thought he
To pay the toll required to cross
(A job that Charon got through po
He sold another chit for their ret

An Abomination*
Ice-gleamed streets, sky an ebony
and a girl accordions her tiny car
into the back of mine.
She, carmine-streamed, head throug

Once within his grinding life
He’d had a chance at distant deeds
That had no hint of daily strife,
Of sticking doors, tenacious weeds
Of time cards, office drudgery,