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round it up to the stone

I’m writing this for all the ladies that have followed a diet religiously,
and have gazed down at the scales numbers with a sad glare of melancholy,
for all the girls who wish to emulate whats seen in magazines or read in tome,
real men prefer a fuller figured woman so round it up to the stone,
 
I’ve watched my wife’s starvation and her despair upon seeing,
the numbers that present themselves as her self esteem is fleeing,
booklets, pamphlets and nutritional plans litter through our home,
why bother your mind if its two on or two off just round it up to the stone,
 
please understand the disparity that you’ll read in the papers,
men want something to hold that moves and not skin over a wafer,
don’t waste your time not living worrying about where all those cakes have gone,
pull up a chair and grab a plate of your favourites and round it up to the stone,

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