Space Adventures!
Conventional weapons? Death methods convection
Solar darringers blasting NASA hazmat plasma
Gamma radioactive mags, yeah I have that ammo
Alpha beta wave lengths blazing gray brain matter
Master Chiefing elites release needles on Halo
Pistols spit physics, automatic vacuum black holes
Tractor cannon apparatus holds and chokes those blokes
Galactic bandages repairing broken noses and bones
Stomping cosmic hale—bopping comet cops blocking the road
Doppler cruisers pursuing moon rockets bootlegging fuel
Lunar fools aim harpoons at translucent methane based lakes
Barbequing neptunian steak space—aged filets
Consuming buddah on jupiter, strains got me baked
Reading Plato on Pluto taking breaks to meditate
Navigating constellation Milky Way highways
Calculating whey crate weight in crater space stations
Lightsabers slaying ruthless sabertooths spitting lasers
Sippin tequila canteens in Tatooine cantinas
Gasoline respirators have me [gasp] like Vader
Spacing guild navigators inhale melange based vapors
Spice wafers aiding voyages clairvoyant in nature
Greater data aims to foil air—recoil in phasers
Slave labor making droids bearing oil for traders
Big dipper liquid broiling void decoyed as a ladle
Little dipper dipping biscuits in with string theory gravy
Pouring liquor, Aurora Borealis pigment I sip it
Absinthe or sith poison, just enjoy it and tip it
Centrific pistons spinning engines giving lift to fission ships
Permits the strongest to survive and thrive outside of single cribs
Riding ion solar cycles, holding on to my whip
Sits a cyclops bitch with delicious big tits
Flying gyroscopic copters copping soma off crips
Half a gram is blowing domes like novas, damn I feel lit
Dwarves adorn morning stars forcing war on dwarf stars
Upon Sauron hording orcs and swords forged in Mordor
V—bar martinis imported from Venus
You know in order to beam them wormhole portals are needed
Once received and bequeathed by kings and queens as seen fit
I’d offer a Saturn dram but I slammed the last drip
(2011)
came up with this in my head last year at my job. waving a sign on the corner provided me with the great opportunity to develop this song. I'm a huge sci-fi fan so I was really happy when I embarked on this project.
