There was a dandy from Whittling
who ate 3,000 peas in one sitting
He finished and said “oh Dear”
what a terrible idea
and forever and a day he’s been sitting
on the toilet
The was a women from the Atlantic
found she was strangely magnetic
and then when her baby
was released by electricity
she knew it was definitely genetic
The world’s greatest thief came from Blighty;
stealing all the world’s money one nighty,
He went to buy bread in the morning,
his folly rapidly dawning;
as there’s no way now to get change for 1.90

just messing as I get back into it...

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