There was a dandy from Whittling
who ate 3,000 peas in one sitting
He finished and said “oh Dear”
what a terrible idea
and forever and a day he’s been sitting
on the toilet
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The was a women from the Atlantic
found she was strangely magnetic
and then when her baby
was released by electricity
she knew it was definitely genetic
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The world’s greatest thief came from Blighty;
stealing all the world’s money one nighty,
He went to buy bread in the morning,
his folly rapidly dawning;
as there’s no way now to get change for 1.90