More About People by Ogden Nash When people aren’t asking question They’re making suggestions And when they’re not doing one of They’re either looking over your s And then as if that weren’t enough 1
Everybody Tells Me Everything by Ogden Nash I find it very difficult to enthus Over the current news. Just when you think that at least And that is why I do not like the
Lines Indited with all the Depravity of Poverty by Ogden Nash One way to be very happy is to be For then you can buy orchids by th And yet at the same time People d Because it’s very funny But somehow if you’re rich enough
The Wasp by Ogden Nash The wasp and all his numerous fami I look upon as a major calamity. He throws open his nest with prodi But I distrust his waspitality.
Introspective Reflection by Ogden Nash I would live all my life in noncha Were it not for making a living, w
The Praying Mantis by Ogden Nash From whence arrived the praying ma From outer space, or lost Atlanti glimpse the grin, green metal mug at masks the pseudo-saintly bug, Orthopterous, also carnivorous,
I’Ll Get One Tomorrow by Ogden Nash Barber, barber, come and get me; Hairy torrents irk and fret me. Hair and hair again appears; And climbs like ivy round my ears. Hair across my collar gambols;
The Grackle by Ogden Nash The grackle’s voice is less than m His heart is black, his eye is yel He bullies more attractive birds With hoodlum deeds and vulgar word And should a human interfere,