I give you now Professor Twist,
A conscientious scientist,
Trustees exclaimed, “He never bun
And sent him off to distant jungle
Camped on a tropic riverside,

Your hopeless patients will live,
Your healthy patients will die.
I have only this word to give:
Wonder, and find out why

People live forever in Jacksonvil
But you don’t have to live forever
The entrance requirements for gram
You only have to live until your c
From that point on you start looki

Parsley
Is gharsley.

In spite of her sniffle,
Isabel’s chiffle.
Some girls with a sniffle
Would be weepy and tiffle;
They would look awful,

Candy
Is dandy,
But liquor
Is quicker

Senescence begins
And middle age ends
The day your descendents
Outnumber your friends.

This is a song to celebrate banks,
Because they are full of money and
you hear is clinks and clanks,
Or maybe a sound like the wind in
Which is the rustling of the thous

The cow is of bovine ilk;
One end is moo, the other is milk.

I find it very difficult to enthus
Over the current news.
Just when you think that at least
And that is why I do not like the