#AmericanWriters
Candy is dandy But liquor is quicker
May I join you in the doghouse, R… I wish to retire till the party’s… Since three o’clock I’ve done my… To entertain each tiny guest. My… And if they want me, let them find…
Peekabo, I Almost See You Middle-aged life is merry, and I… But there comes a day when your ey… And your friends get jocular, so y… And of all your friends he is the…
When people aren’t asking question… They’re making suggestions And when they’re not doing one of… They’re either looking over your s… And then as if that weren’t enough…
Be it a girl, or one of the boys, It is scarlet all over its avoirdu… It is red, it is boiled; could the… Have possibly been a lobstertricia… His degrees and credentials were h…
Cuckoos lead Bohemian lives, They fail as husbands and as wives… Therefore they cynically disparage Everybody else’s marriage.
A girl whose cheeks are covered wi… Has an advantage with me over one…
As I was going to St. Ives I met a man with seven lives; Seven lives, In seven sacks, Like seven beeves
There was a young belle of Natche… Whose garments were always in patc… When comment arose On the state of her clothes, She drawled, When Ah itchez, Ah…
In fourteen hundred and ninety-two… Someone sailed the ocean blue. Somebody borrowed the fare in Spa… For a business trip on the boundin… And to prove to the people, by act…
Behold the duck. It does not cluck. A cluck it lacks. It quacks. It is specially fond
One would be in less danger From the wiles of a stranger If one’s own kin and kith Were more fun to be with.
“Beep-beep. BANKERS TRUST AUTOMOB… You’ll find a banker at Bankers T… Advertisement in N.Y. Times When comes my second childhood,
Nothing makes me sicker than liquor and candy is too expandy
The song of canaries Never varies, And when they’re moulting They’re pretty revolting.