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Barber, barber, come and get me; Hairy torrents irk and fret me. Hair and hair again appears; And climbs like ivy round my ears. Hair across my collar gambols;
People live forever in Jacksonvil… But you don’t have to live forever… The entrance requirements for gram… You only have to live until your c… From that point on you start looki…
Celery, raw Develops the jaw, But celery, stewed, Is more quietly chewed.
My fellow man I do not care for. I often ask me, What’s he there f… The only answer I can find Is, Reproduction of his kind. If I’m supposed to swallow that,
The hands of the clock were reachi… In an old midtown hotel; I name no name, but its sordid fam… Is table talk in hell. I name no name, but hell’s own fla…
As I was going to St. Ives I met a man with seven lives; Seven lives, In seven sacks, Like seven beeves
O all ye exorcizers come and exorc…
Your hopeless patients will live, Your healthy patients will die. I have only this word to give: Wonder, and find out why
Affection is a noble quality; It leads to generosity and jollity… But it also leads to breach of pro… If you go around lavishing it on r…
I find it very difficult to enthus… Over the current news. Just when you think that at least… And that is why I do not like the…
Being a father Is quite a bother. You are as free as air With time to spare, You’re a fiscal rocket
Once upon a time there was an Ita… And some people thought he was a r… But he wasn’t offended, Because other people thought he wa… And he said the world was round,
People who have what they want are… And I wish I could afford to gath… I dont’ mind their having a lot of… But I do think that they damn wel… But no, they insist on being steal…
I test my bath before I sit, And I’m always moved to wondermen… That what chills the finger not a… Is so frigid upon the fundament.
