#AmericanWriters
Whales have calves, Cats have kittens, Bears have cubs, Bats have bittens, Swans have cygnets,
The hands of the clock were reachi… In an old midtown hotel; I name no name, but its sordid fam… Is table talk in hell. I name no name, but hell’s own fla…
I don’t mind eels Except as meals. And the way they feels.
They tell me that euphoria is the… Today I have the agility of a Gre… Yes, today I may even go forth wi… Today I am a swashbuckler, would… This is my euphorian day,
Hypochondriacs Spend the winter at the bottom of… the Adirondriacs. You go to Paris and live on champ… If you’re dipsomognac.
How wise I am to have instructed… I am about to volunteer a definiti… Just as I know that there are two… I know that marriage is a legal an… Moreover, just as I am unsure of…
Toward a better world I contribut… I eat the squab, lest it become a…
I give you now Professor Twist, A conscientious scientist, Trustees exclaimed, “He never bun… And sent him off to distant jungle… Camped on a tropic riverside,
Now when I have a cold I am careful with my cold, I consult a physician And I do as I am told. I muffle up my torso
One would be in less danger From the wiles of a stranger If one’s own kin and kith Were more fun to be with.
Affection is a noble quality; It leads to generosity and jollity… But it also leads to breach of pro… If you go around lavishing it on r…
A mighty creature is the germ, Though smaller than a pachyderm. His customary dwelling place Is deep within the human race. His childish pride he often please…
Being a father Is quite a bother. You are as free as air With time to spare, You’re a fiscal rocket
When the thunder stalks the sky, When tickle-footed walks the fly, When shirt is wet and throat is dr… Look, my darling, thats July. Through the grassy lawn be leather…
The song of canaries Never varies, And when they’re moulting They’re pretty revolting.