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she tries to get things out of men that she can’t get because she’s not 15% prettier
It’s a star that looks like a poker game above the mountains of eastern Oregon. There are three men playing.
THE HUNCHBACK TROUT The creek was made narrow by littl… too close together. The creek was… booths in a row with high Victoria… taken off and all the backs of the…
I sit here, an arch-villain of rom… thinking about you. Gee, I’m sorr… I made you unhappy, but there was… I could do about it because I hav… Perhaps everything would have been…
SEA, SEA RIDER The man who owned the bookstore wa… three-legged crow on the dandelion… He was, of course, a Jew, a retir… who had been torpedoed in the Nort…
It’s so nice to wake up in the morning all alone and not have to tell somebody you love them
The Galilee Hitch-Hiker Part 1 Baudelaire was driving a Model A across Galilee.
WITNESS FOR TROUT FISHI… IN AMERICA PEACE In San Francisco around Easter t… trout fishing in America peace par… of red stickers printed and they p…
THE AUTOPSY OF TROUT FISHING IN AMERICA This is the autopsy of Trout Fish… Fishing in America had been Lord… Missolonghi, Greece, and afterwar…
Forget love I want to die in your yellow hair
Thinking hard about you I got on the bus and paid 30 cents car fare and asked the driver for two trans… before discovering
The petals of the vagina unfold like Christofer Columbus taking off his shoes. Is there anything more beautiful than the bow of a ship
Ah, you’re just a copy of all the candy bars I’ve ever eaten.
At 1:30 in the morning a fart smells like a marriage between an avocado and a fish head. I have to get out of bed to write this down without
A RETURN TO THE COVER OF THIS BOOK Dear Trout Fishing in America: I met your friend Fritz in Washin… to tell you that his case went to…