Young man with dreams and gifted stature,
Of large proportions and overpowering strength,
Of the love of competition and intimidation,
The team needs you to go to the Super Bowl.
Everyone is born with a special talent.
Please don’t let yours go to waste.
Take your aggression to the football field
And not out on the streets.
The NFL is in dire need of
Someone with your qualities.
You are in deed what they are looking for.
You can intimidate the opposing players
By fulfilling your innermost desires.
What are you going to do, young lad?