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Robert Schwartz

You Bastard

a haiku

I don’t believe you
Drank my last beer, and did not
ask first.  You bastard.

I wrote this in college circa 1994. I don't have much lying around from back then, but this was always a funny bit to do at readings. Putting it up here for nostalgia.

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