Caught, Red-Pawed!
Oh, Father Ferreri! Father Ferreri!
My chihuahua broke into the monastery!
Late last night, through a cracked door,
I caught her eating the Eucharist wafers,
Lapping communion wine off the floor!
Have peace, my brother in Christ!
Rest assured, everything will be alright.
For her irrational mind,
Created so simple and benign,
Cannot conceive an immoral act,
Let alone, tell fiction from fact!
If dogs have no notion of sin,
Bonus, a wagging tail on one end,
Then every home could house a saint!
Good heavens, I feel I might faint!
And if I fall– I’ll still say lucky me!
For saints with paws– lick scraped knees!
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