There’s a polar bear
In our Frigidaire–
He likes it 'cause it’s cold in th
With his seat in the meat
And his face in the fish

Followin’€™ the trail on the old t
I came to the spot that said '€œD
And four feet down my spade struck
Just where the map said a chest wo
But carved in the side were writte

Danny O’Dare, the dancin’ bear,
Ran away from the County Fair,
Ran right up to my back stair
And thought he’d do some dancin’ t
He started jumpin’ and skippin’ an

I’m gonna throw my grass out the w
Crumple up my papers too
Give away my speed, Cause all I’m
Is just a little bit of love from
And we’ll be makin’ it natural

Now a friend of mine, way back in
You know, he finally made his pile
Well he got himself a mansion on
An’ he was livin’ in the latest st
But I run into him, he was eatin’

Someone ate the baby it’s rather s
Someone ate the baby so she won’t
We’ll never hear her whiney cry or
We’ll never hear her asking why wh
Someone ate the baby it’s absolute

Hey when I was a lad in fishing t
You can spend your life your jolly
Now you can search the world for p
But don’t go swimming with the mer
If you don’t know how to swim

(Hey the truth might hurt so I’m
Hey you better not ask me where I
Why my eyes are shinin’ and my spi
You better not ask if I been doin
And you better not ask me bout the

Well breakfast black coffee one sl
Lunch just some lettuce two celery
Dinner one chicken wing broiled no
And this dietin’ dietin’ dietin’ d
So pass me a carrot stick peel me

Oh the Crocodile
Went to the dentist
And sat down in the chair,
And the dentist said, ‘Now tell m
Why does it hurt and where?’