Bear in There by Shel Silverstein There’s a polar bear In our Frigidaire– He likes it 'cause it’s cold in th With his seat in the meat And his face in the fish
Morgan’s Curse by Shel Silverstein Followin’ the trail on the old t I came to the spot that said 'D And four feet down my spade struck Just where the map said a chest wo But carved in the side were writte
Danny O’Dare by Shel Silverstein Danny O’Dare, the dancin’ bear, Ran away from the County Fair, Ran right up to my back stair And thought he’d do some dancin’ t He started jumpin’ and skippin’ an
Makin’ It Natural by Shel Silverstein I’m gonna throw my grass out the w Crumple up my papers too Give away my speed, Cause all I’m Is just a little bit of love from And we’ll be makin’ it natural
Beans Taste Fine by Shel Silverstein Now a friend of mine, way back in You know, he finally made his pile Well he got himself a mansion on An’ he was livin’ in the latest st But I run into him, he was eatin’
Someone Ate the Baby by Shel Silverstein Someone ate the baby it’s rather s Someone ate the baby so she won’t We’ll never hear her whiney cry or We’ll never hear her asking why wh Someone ate the baby it’s absolute
Mermaid by Shel Silverstein Hey when I was a lad in fishing t You can spend your life your jolly Now you can search the world for p But don’t go swimming with the mer If you don’t know how to swim
Better Not Ask Me by Shel Silverstein (Hey the truth might hurt so I’m Hey you better not ask me where I Why my eyes are shinin’ and my spi You better not ask if I been doin And you better not ask me bout the
Diet Song by Shel Silverstein Well breakfast black coffee one sl Lunch just some lettuce two celery Dinner one chicken wing broiled no And this dietin’ dietin’ dietin’ d So pass me a carrot stick peel me
Crocodile’s Toothache by Shel Silverstein Oh the Crocodile Went to the dentist And sat down in the chair, And the dentist said, ‘Now tell m Why does it hurt and where?’