I asked the Zebra:
Are you black with white stripes?
Or white with black stripes?
And the zebra asked me:
Are you good with bad habits?

Draw a crazy picture,
Write a nutty poem,
Sing a mumble-gumble song,
Whistle through your comb.
Do a loony-goony dance

The honeymoon ended a decade ago,
If he still loves her he don’t say
So she’s taking her blues to the
Getting little green buttons on he
Little green buttons all in a row

Some dummy built this pencil wrong
The eraser’s down here where the p
And the point’s at the top - so it
It’s amazing how stupid some peopl

Mama said I’d lose my head
If it wasn’t fastened on.
Today I guess it wasn’t
'Cause while playing with my cousi
It fell off and rolled away

So you heard there was a spark of
You come back to kill it like you
You found it weak and tremblin’ ha
And you kicked it choke it stepped
Kick it again it’s still breathing

Well breakfast black coffee one sl
Lunch just some lettuce two celery
Dinner one chicken wing broiled no
And this dietin’ dietin’ dietin’ d
So pass me a carrot stick peel me

Birds are flyin’ south for winter.
Here’s the Weird-Bird headin’ nor
Wings a-flappin’, beak a-chatterin
Cold head bobbin’ back 'n’ forth.
He says, 'It’s not that I like ic

Danny O’Dare, the dancin’ bear,
Ran away from the County Fair,
Ran right up to my back stair
And thought he’d do some dancin’ t
He started jumpin’ and skippin’ an

I have fought against the poodle w
I have faced the fearsome kitten,
And somehow I’ve evaded the enorm
Of the frighteningly ferocious Sh
My triumph o’er the rabbit is now