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Two Little Pigs

stepping Stones book 3

Two little pigs, name Billy and Bertie
went out for Christmas dinner.
But they were on a diet; trying to get thinner.
First they started on the turkey, then they ate the stuffing,
then they ate all the mince pies
Their eyes were really puffing!
Now for the christmas cake, for this they had a plan!
First the icing, then the cake and then the marzipan.
By this time they were really full and they were getting fatter.
But by the time they’d downed a pint, it really didn’t matter!
Now they’re thin as thin can be,
all their fat is taken,
because you see, they’re in a pack
Labelled 'STREAKY BACON’!
 
oink!....oink!

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