he came in guns waving “everyone get down” but when they all started dancing he left with just a frown

Carry a stamp if you need Carry markers, make sure they blee… Carry a pencil, a pen, a knife Carry these with you all of your l… Carry a chisel, carve in bark

I climbed up a tree once Just to look out I sat and I watched As a bird flew about I looked down to notice

A kid in class Who’s boredom grew Released an air plane And away it flew Down the hall

You could get hit by lightning Or run over by a rock Theres so many ways one could go Its rather quite a shock You could get sucked into a vortex

Everyone knows of the billy goat g… In every dark alley and valley the… Whenever wolves go out, they go ou… For if the gang catches them they… The walls are tagged with their ma…

There was a man once Who did not step on cracks’ For the fear he had Of breaking his back He’d hop and he’d skip

He gathered up used paper A broken mug and coffee pot A cracked plate, a crooked rake And a tomato that begun to rot He gathered these things thinking

His pencil would not write No matter how much he would scold… “It’s not about the pencil boy” “It’s about the one who holds it”

Upon her own pedestal Is where she sat Not down on earth She was too good for that She’s never wrong just ask her

This is the boat of issues come on hop in here son “I don’t know if theres room to fit” “who’s one here?”

Supposedly we all have demons And boy do I wish this were true I’d have these demons do my chores And all my homework too

Hey diddle diddle you’ve reached t… And it appears you’ve not run away So try your best To finish the rest Even if it takes all the next day