(2014)
#Crayons #DrawingShort #Funny
This poems the worst Nothing like the first My ideas are scattered about And the pages run out I’ve got better things to do
I always tuck my tongues Down into my socks I wouldn’t want them to scrape the… And have to taste the rocks I look out for my shoes
There was a man once Who did not step on cracks’ For the fear he had Of breaking his back He’d hop and he’d skip
Watch were you’re going Don’t stare at your feet For every smile that you pass Is one you’ll never meet
It human nature to hate the silenc… Since it’s only quite when your al… So surround yourself with many fri… And let sound fill your home
I followed a map of treasure once, In hopes of finding gold, But instead of finding a fortune b… I undug a chest real old. I guess you could say I lucked ou…
I saw the troll That lived under the bridge But he wasn’t scary not one smidge His hair was greasy And teeth all jagged
If I could invent one thing It would be a bubble blower I’d make myself a bubble friend And really get to know her I’d make myself some bubble boxers
She comes out of the ocean at nigh… To fold my clothes and clean my be… She like to pick up after me And make sure I’m always fed Slippery floors is the only price
There once was a man Who was known and feared For the frightnening features Of his beard His hair was long
I am the one Who lives in your vents Its a rather nice life Not worrying about rent My favorite hobby is
My friend dared me once To get a hair cut He agreed in return To get punched in the gut I grabbed my scissors
He was the greatest gladiator That came from a distant land He never had to pick up a sword All he threw was sand He knew what he was doing
Melanie and her melodia Traveled across the land That’s an organ on wheels In case you didn’t understand She played her music from her hear…
Brooke got her name Because she likes to babble Teller got his name Because he likes To tattle Shaky got his name